Jul 21, 2011

Wal-Mart VS Morons Joke


Wal-Mart vs..The Morons
 

 1.
Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour
 of every day.
  
 2.
 This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
  
 3.
 Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St.
 Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
  
 4.
 Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger +
 Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined..

 5..
 Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's
 largest private employer, and most speak English.
  
 6.
 Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
  
 7.
 Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and
 Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
  
 8.
 During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains
 sought bankruptcy.
  
 9.
 Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store
 in the world.
  
 10.
 Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of
 which 2,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than
 it had five years ago..
  
 11.
 This year 7.2 billion different purchasing
 experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores.
 (Earth's population is
 approximately 6.5 Billion.)
  
 12.
 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of
 a Wal-Mart.
  
 13.
 Wal-Mart has gross sales that total more than the
 total revenue of all the countries in the world,
 except 6.
  
  
 You may think that I am complaining, but I am
 really laying the ground work for suggesting that
 MAYBE we should hire the
 guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.
  
 This should be read and understood by all Americans
 Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!
  
 To the President and all 535 voting members
 of the Legislature, both parties.
  
 It is now official -
 you are ALL corrupt morons:
  
 a..
 The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775.
 You have had 234 years to get it right
 and it is broke.
  
 b...
 Social Security was established in 1935.
 You have had 74 years to get it right
 and it is broke.
  
 c...
 Fannie Mae was established in 1938.
 You have had 71 years to get it right
 and it is broke.
  
 d...
 War on Poverty started in 1964.
 You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion
 of our money is confiscated each year
 and transferred to "the poor"
 and they only want more.
  
 e..
 Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965.
 You have had 44 years to get it right
 and they are broke.
 
 f..
 Freddie Mac was established in 1970.
 You have had 39 years to get it right
 and it is broke.
 g..
 The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to
 lessen our dependence on foreign oil.
 It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a
 budget of $24 billion a year
 and we import more oil than ever before.
 You had 32 years to get it right
 and it is an abysmal failure.
 
  !!!You have FAILED !!!
 in every "government service" you have shoved
 down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.
  
 AND YOU WANT AMERICANS
 TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED
 WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??
 
 YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THE
 AUTO INDUSTRY.... THE BANKING SYSTEM?????
  
 MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD
 BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND
 HIRE WALMART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT ???
  
 WALMART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS...
 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT
 IT'S WAY BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?
  
    Folks, keep this circulating.
 It is very well stated.
 Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' 
 (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.
   
 "You can't fix stupid,
 but you can vote it out."

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