Senior Citizen Joke

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.  She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
 I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
 She said "Are you nuts?  You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
 I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
 She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
 Well, I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!  I signed up for five jumps a week!
 Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.