Feb 20, 2011

Side Effect



 

Prescription Drugs and Side Effects

 

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon
and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"




He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my
appetite."




At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How  about a bowl
of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"




He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."



Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like
a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still
not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."


 






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